Designed exclusively for the iPhone

Track every feed, nap & blowout. Even at 3am. Even one‑eyed.

milk drunk (adj.) the blissful, glassy-eyed wobble a baby slips into after a really good feed. Heavy lids. Tiny milk smile. Absolutely gone.

It's the happiest two minutes of parenting, and the only kind of "drunk" you'll get for a while.

Try everything free for 7 days · No 3am spreadsheets required
Milk Drunk Today screen: Riley's daily timeline with a live pumping timer running
1 tap
to log a feed, half-asleep
6 ways
one calm timeline
On-device
trends, handoff & exports
0
group-chat status updates
Everything in one timeline

Built for tired thumbs and foggy brains

Six kinds of logging, one calm screen, zero faff. Start a timer, tap a quantity, get back to the baby.

Your whole day at a glance

Feeds, sleep, diapers, pumping, health and activity on one chronological Today screen, with live status tiles, duration pills and a name-and-age header. Color-coded to scan in the dark.

Live one-tap timers

Start a sleep, nursing, pump or activity timer with one thumb. They run concurrently, survive a reboot, and tick away on your Lock Screen and Dynamic Island, because you will forget to stop them.

Caregiver handoff

A clean "here's where we're at" card for the next shift: awake or asleep, last feed, sleep today, diapers, vitamins, plus what's coming up. Share as an image or copy as text in one tap.

Trends & insights

Day, week and month views with sleep, feed and diaper charts and a plain-language takeaway: "Nights are lengthening." Computed on-device, gentle with brand-new parents.

Rhythm

See your baby's whole day before it happens. The Rhythm tab projects the next nap window, the naps after it and a likely bedtime range from your baby's own rhythm, with an honest confidence range, never a fake exact time. On-device and deterministic.

Family sharing: one subscription, whole household

Invite a co-parent, grandparent or sitter with a code and everyone sees the same live timeline — up to 5 caregivers, each with their own role. One subscription covers your whole Apple Family.

Doctor-ready exports

Turn weeks of logs into a clean PDF or CSV for any date range, generated on-device. Plus a full JSON export of your data and one-tap account deletion. You own it all.

Start in seconds

Sign in with Apple, Google or email and log your first feed in seconds. No forms, no setup maze between a tired parent and the baby. Bring history over with Import, too.

A quick look

Calm by day. Kind at 3am.

Milk Drunk Rhythm: the projected day with the next nap window, later naps and a bedtime range

Rhythm

See the whole day before it happens.

Milk Drunk Trends: weekly sleep chart

Trends

Watch the good nights add up.

Milk Drunk Handoff: shareable status card

Caregiver handoff

Pass the baton without a debrief.

Why parents pick Milk Drunk

The calm one that respects you

Most trackers feel like a clinical spreadsheet. Milk Drunk is built like a premium consumer app, and takes a few real stands.

01

Calm, native iOS design

Soft, uncluttered and reassuring, not the busy dashboards of Huckleberry or Baby Tracker. The screenshots sell themselves.

02

Private by architecture

Trends, handoff, rhythm projections and exports all run on-device. A consent gate before any upload. No ads, ever, and we never sell your data.

03

Real-time family sharing

Invite your partner, grandparents and sitter and the whole crew stays in sync on one live timeline — with Apple Family Sharing, one subscription covers your whole household.

04

Start in seconds, own your data

Sign in once and log offline-first from day one. Then export everything as JSON, CSV or PDF, and delete it all in one tap whenever you like.

Proudly iPhone-only

We picked a lane: yours

No lowest-common-denominator cross-platform compromises. Milk Drunk uses the best of iOS so logging is instant and the app gets out of your way.

Live Activities & Lock Screen

A running nap or feed timer right on your Lock Screen and Dynamic Island.

Home Screen widgets

Last feed, next nap and a one-tap log button without even opening the app.

Face ID & private by design

Your baby's data stays yours. Trends, handoff and exports run on-device, with a consent gate before anything is ever uploaded.

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Designed exclusively for iPhone
Honest pricing

Try everything free for 7 days.

Free trial
$0
7 days · every feature · no card required
  • All six log types & live timers
  • Rhythm tab, trends & handoff
  • Family sharing · up to 5 caregivers
  • Pediatrician exports
Download & start your free week
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Pro
$4.99/month
Billed monthly
  • Everything in the trial, forever
  • Unlimited history
  • Trends & insights
  • PDF & CSV exports
  • Multiple babies
  • Apple Family Sharing · one sub, whole household
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Good questions

Before you download

Is Milk Drunk free?
Every new account starts with a 7-day free trial of everything — every log type, live timers, the Rhythm tab, trends, exports and family sharing — no card required. After the trial, Milk Drunk is $4.99/month or $34.99/year (about $2.92/month), one subscription covers your whole household with Apple Family Sharing, and you can cancel anytime.
Is it really iPhone-only?
It is, and on purpose. Going all-in on iOS lets us use Live Activities, Lock Screen timers, widgets and Face ID so logging is genuinely instant, with no cross-platform compromises slowing you down at 3am.
Can my partner and grandparents see the logs?
Yes. Family sharing syncs the whole timeline across co-parents, grandparents and caregivers in real time — invite up to 5 caregivers, each with their own account and role, so everyone's looking at the same source of truth instead of the group chat. One subscription covers everyone in your Apple Family; caregivers outside it use their own after their free trial.
Can I export data for my pediatrician?
Yes — export clean PDF or CSV reports for any date range (sleep, feeds and diapers), ready to hand over (or email ahead) for the next checkup.
What about multiple babies?
Milk Drunk supports multiple little ones with a quick switcher, so twins (or a toddler plus a newborn) each get their own timeline.
Is my data private?
Your baby's data is yours. We don't sell it and we don't run ads, and your trends, handoff and exports are all computed on-device, with a consent gate before anything is ever uploaded. See our Privacy Policy for details.

Your baby deserves the nice app.

For milk-drunk babies and their sleep-deprived parents. Start with a free week of everything. Keep it only if it earns it.

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